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Joke of the Day
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching
on
one candy bar after
another. After the 4th one, a man on the bench
across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for
you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little
BILLY replied, "My
grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?"
replied the man. " Did
your grandfather eat 4 candy bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own
fucking business!!"
Joke #2
Two Nuns are riding bikes down back streets to get to the Convent.
"I've never come this way before," says one of the Nuns.
"Me neither," says the other. "I think it's the cobblestones."
Joke #3
Two men are fishing on a river bank when the see a funeral procession passing by. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat, and bows.
"That was a nice thing to do," says the other man.
"Well," sniffles the first. "we were married for 25 years."
Joke #4
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, " Aye, it's drivin' me nuts!"